THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating forover a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one littlething bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospectivesister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally wasbra-less. It had to be deliberate.
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One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check thewedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to methat she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. Shetold me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed mylife to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm goingupstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come upand get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up thestairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straightto the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are veryhappy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a betterman for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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