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NEXT ATTRACTION: Movies to watch out for :-)

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hi guys here is the next movies to watch out (haha) for i got this from a friend, have fun and enjoi!

Crazy Pinoy Signs

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hahahahaha hehehe hehehehe hahahahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha ahihihih P. S. I don’t own the pictures. This was just a forward by a friend of mind. Credits go to the original uploader.

The wife was VERY upset!

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me-a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afra...

THE WEDDING TEST

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating forover a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one littlething bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospectivesister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally wasbra-less. It had to be deliberate. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check thewedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to methat she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. Shetold me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed mylife to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm goingupstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come upand get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up thestairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straightto the front door. I opened the door, ...