The Wife of Gilbert

Happy 26th Bday to YOU Happy happy birthday to my sister Joanna Viray de Castro - Bachiller sounds good ha, hehe testing lang. Soon to be Mrs. Mike Bachiller. Oh taray. She is not here with us, I miss her so much. She is now in Taichung, Taiwan for almost three years when she left Philiipines since September 23, 2003 to work as a factory worker. A very strong person, she has determination to fullfil her dreams and a hardworking person but she is so mataray hehe. I miss the time that weve been together. We do share things and stuff. We take a bath together naked with our one sister Cristina.

Yeah right, what are you thingking huh? I'm still a virgin when comes in blogging. I don't have any experience yet, this is my first time to write a blog. They said when you blog, your articles or post must be "unique and original written in English" huhuhu it's a nosebleed for me. I'm not fluent in English how can I blog. I must develop my vocabulary in English. I must read a lot. For me it was not easy to write and expressing your thoughts. Finding a subject to write? I can't think any subject to write. Why I still want to blog? My brother-in-law who is now a pro blogger encourage us "me & my hubby" to blog. He said thru blog we can earn extra money. Bro, thanks for the wonderful idea. I was thingking that aside from working and earning a minimum salary, we can now earn extra income from our spare time. And if we are lucky, we can make it the main source of our income. Now, its a big question to me now how I can earn from blogging? So I beg...

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me-a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afra...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating forover a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one littlething bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospectivesister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally wasbra-less. It had to be deliberate. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check thewedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to methat she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. Shetold me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed mylife to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm goingupstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come upand get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up thestairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straightto the front door. I opened the door, ...

low, low. low butete - bisaya bersion words, lyrics, performed by DJ OYE. 104.7 YES FM, cagayan de oro. City of Golden Friendship. venue: OIC(Only In Cagayan) =ANG WA KASUWAY,PANUWAY MO Butete - Bisaya Version Low DJ Oye Atung niaging gabie gi-invite mi ug bertdey… (ug bertdey..) sa party naay handang butete… Wa mi balow… Diay kadtu… Makahi-low low low low low Grabe amung shot shot ug grabe amung habhab… Pagkataud-taud mura mig malibang… (hey!) Wa mi balow.. Diay kadtu makahilow low low low low low low Bertdey to sa akung mare ug gi-invite mi ni pare.. Mag celebrate maki-party… mag-inum ug mangaun mi… Ispaghetti, bihon, mami, kinilaw pa nga butete… Oy, kalami jud ikaun kay gutom na lage ug gisugdan na ang pag-pray Nanganta na ug hapi bertdey.. After dat nangaun na mey! Klase-klase ang putahe.. And its because sa amung curiosity.. Gibira ang kinilawng butete.. First time namung makakaun ani… Busa nikuha ug nikaun mi… Atung niaging gabie, gi-invite mi ug bertdey… Sa party naay handang bu...

Alex Fletcher : [ singing ] Sleeping with a clown above my bed... [ spoken ] Alex Fletcher : "Clown" is not right Sophie Fisher : That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed? Alex Fletcher : It would not be the first time. Alex Fletcher : The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you. Sophie Fisher : That's wonderfully sensitive... especially from a man who wears such tight pants. Alex Fletcher : It forces all the blood to my heart. Alex Fletcher : Theoretically, I could pick you up because I will be taking a cab. Sophie Fisher : I could be standing outside at 9:40 in bright orange clothes, so you wouldn't miss me... Alex Fletcher : Oh, good, you'll get some road work done while you wait, then. Alex Fletcher : [ Sophie moves a chair ] What are you doing, you madwoman, you're wrecking my apartment! Sophie Fisher : Well, I can't write sitting all the way across the room. Alex Fletcher : ...

To those who are married, not married and soon to be married. MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced ...

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Never put your banana in the refrigerator! !! This is interesting.After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana...

Smart Communications has announced a new promo that offers unlimited calls within its network. Mr. Danilo Mojica, head of Smart's wireless consumer division said the new service called Smartalk will be available starting June 26 until September 30, 2009. "We will first observe to determine public reaction on whether it will be made part of our regular service," said Orlando Vea, chief wireless advisor and founder of Smart. "Filipinos love to talk. They will talk even more if voice is more affordable," Vea said. Annie Naval, Smart's group head for marketing, said about 10 percent or 2.3 million of the 23 million Smart subscribers are expected to avail of the service within the next two months. Naval said the service has been tested in Cebu and found successful. Only Smart subscribers can avail of the service, although they can also make unlimited calls to 15 million Talk 'N Text subscribers. Both post-paid and pre-paid Smart subscribers can avail of t...

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's character, leave him alone. 4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 6. Don't force an attraction. 7. Slower is better. 8. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 9. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 10. Have faith in God regarding your relationship, but don't let faith make you stupid. God does things decent and in order. 11. Don't settle. 12. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 13. If he keeps changing his mind about the relationship--take that as a BIG sign that he is...

do you love me because i'm beautiful, or am i beautiful because you love me? -OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II